Synecdo-chic

synecdoche ; A figure of speech in which a part is used for the whole, the whole for a part, the specific for the general, the general for the specific, or the material for the thing made from it. // synecdochic ; Employing or embodying synecdoche. // synecdo-chic ; A veteran blogger who does not take herself seriously. It's best that you don't, either.

I'm a twenty-something career-woman moonlighting as an English Lit. major who enjoys a wide variety of things from Japanese media to sociolinguistics to world-building to political satire to the comedic value of a well-played run-on sentence. I love the color pink, and don't care what you think. I think waxing philosophical has been out of style for centuries. I'm an old-school console snob and readily express it, but only if you ask for it. I see all the porn and drugs you ship into Canada, and I'm laughing at you. I have played FFVI 776573657356 times, srsly. I am so open-minded, I don't care if you make sweet love to monkeys. I do care if you don't bother to iron your dress shirts, you dirty heathen.

Also, when I wear strawberry-vanilla lip-gloss, I smell so good I would totally make out with myself.